Eurovision Song Contest

The Synthesis of Eurovision: Sam Battle and the Analog Future The Eurovision Song Contest has long been a stage for the bizarre, the camp, and the occasionally brilliant. But the announcement that Sam Battle, known to the internet as Look Mum No Computer, will represent the United Kingdom in 2026 feels like a monumental shift for the maker community. Battle isn't just a musician; he is a mad scientist of sound. His history of creating instruments out of obsolete hardware—most famously his Furby Organ—brings a raw, tactile energy to a contest often criticized for over-produced artifice. Battle's museum, This Museum Is Not Obsolete, serves as a sanctuary for the weird electronic gadgets that paved the way for modern synthesis. By bringing this aesthetic to the global stage, Battle isn't just performing; he is conducting an audit of our relationship with technology. The Eurovision format requires a live element, and those familiar with Battle's live shows know to expect the unexpected: improvised circuits, exploding components, and a refusal to rely on the safety net of digital backing tracks. This isn't just about a song; it's about the soul of the machine. Metacritic’s Hard Line Against the AI Incursion The integrity of video game criticism faced a significant threat this week when Video Gamer published a review for the fictional "Resident Evil Requiem." The review, credited to a non-existent journalist named Brian Merold, was quickly identified as a product of generative AI. This wasn't just a failure of editorial oversight; it was a deliberate attempt to replace human insight with what the community has dubbed "AI slop." Metacritic responded with a decisive blow, removing the review and issuing a draconian warning to all outlets: use AI to write your reviews, and you will be blacklisted indefinitely. This matters because a Metacritic score is more than a number; it often dictates developer bonuses and company earnings reports. When you replace a human player with an algorithm, you lose the subjective, emotional resonance that defines gaming. An AI cannot feel the tension of a narrow escape in a survival horror game. It can only simulate the language of tension. Metacritic’s refusal to aggregate these synthetic opinions protects the hobby from becoming a closed loop of machines talking to machines, effectively preserving the human connection between the creator and the critic. Atari’s Renaissance and the Hardware Hackers Under the leadership of Wade Rosen, Atari has transformed from a brand trading on faded glory into a company actively engaged with its legacy. The Atari 2600+ and Atari 7800+ represent a specific philosophy: authentic physical media over digital convenience. However, this focus on original cartridges created a hurdle for the flash-cart community. Unlike original hardware, these modern remakes dump cartridge data into RAM to be emulated, a process that typically breaks traditional flash-carts like the Harmony Cart. Enter the UnoKart Plus 2600. This device bypasses the software restrictions of the Atari Plus platform by including its own screen and navigation hardware. By selecting the ROM on the cartridge itself before the console powers on, the UnoKart tricks the system into seeing a standard, single-game cartridge. It is a brilliant bit of lateral thinking from 1632bit, proving that the community will always find a way to expand the capabilities of hardware, even when the manufacturer leans into anti-piracy measures. It’s a win for preservation and accessibility, ensuring the massive library of the 2600 remains playable on modern displays. The Palliative Care of the Xbox Brand The departure of Phil Spencer and Sarah Bond from Xbox marks the end of an era that attempted to humanize the monolithic Microsoft. Spencer, in particular, was the face of the Game Pass revolution, a strategy that prioritized ecosystem growth over traditional hardware sales. But the appointment of Asher Sharma—the former head of Microsoft’s AI division—as the new CEO suggests a cold, algorithmic future for the green brand. Sheamus Blackley, the father of the original Xbox, offered a chilling assessment of this transition, suggesting that Sharma's role is that of a "palliative care doctor" sliding the brand into the night. While Sharma has promised to avoid "soulless AI slop," the mass layoffs at studios like Tango Gameworks and Arkane Austin tell a different story. We are witnessing the pivot of a gaming brand into a service-oriented subset of a larger AI-first corporate strategy. If the spirit of the original Xbox was defined by renegade engineers, its future seems dictated by efficiency experts. Preserving the Frenzy: Rave Racer and UT2004 In the realm of software preservation, two massive victories occurred this week. First, Namco finally brought Rave Racer to home consoles via the Arcade Archives series. For 31 years, this high-octane sequel was trapped in the arcades, known only to those who frequented smoke-filled cabinets or maintained complex MAME setups. Its arrival on the Nintendo Switch and PS4 is a reminder of the era when arcade racers were the pinnacle of technical achievement. Simultaneously, the Old Unreal community received the ultimate blessing from Epic Games. They have been granted permission to distribute Unreal Tournament 2004 for free, bolstered by a massive community patch that allows the game to run on modern systems, including Linux and macOS. This is the gold standard for how legacy titles should be handled. When a publisher acknowledges that they can no longer support a title, handing the keys to a passionate community ensures that the digital history remains alive. Whether it's the drifting frenzy of Rave Racer or the flak-cannon chaos of UT2004, these games are more than just entertainment; they are the milestones of our digital heritage.