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The economics of a 1990 Dassault Falcon 900B When Linus Sebastian announced the purchase of a Dassault%20Falcon%20900B, many assumed it was an elaborate April Fools’ stunt. However, the reality of the acquisition reveals a fascinating intersection of high-stakes negotiation and specialized aviation economics. Sebastian frames the purchase through "girl math," arguing that the asset was essentially free. This isn't just influencer bravado; it refers to a purchase price offset by the value of recent, mandatory overhauls. The aircraft recently completed its major 12-year service, a comprehensive "down to the studs" inspection where every bolt is checked for corrosion. Crucially, the three engines were refurbished just before the sale, each valued at over $1.1 million. By securing a contract that guaranteed the jet met factory specifications post-service, Linus Media Group acquired an asset that may retain, or even exceed, its purchase price upon eventual divestment. Performance specs and the short-field advantage While the 1990 Dassault%20Falcon%20900B lacks the ultra-long range of modern variants, its 4,000 nautical mile capability remains formidable. From a base in Vancouver, the jet can reach any destination in North America or complete a non-stop transatlantic hop from the East Coast. Beyond simple distance, the Falcon series is renowned for its aerodynamic efficiency and ability to operate from relatively small runways. The jet requires only about 4,500 feet of landing strip, significantly expanding the number of accessible regional airports. This flexibility allows for more direct travel to remote filming locations or business meetings, avoiding the congestion of major hubs. However, these operations are governed by tight tolerances; fuel is stored in the wings, and weight distribution is so sensitive that a passenger moving from the cockpit to the rear cabin can require throttle adjustments to maintain the correct flight pitch. The staggering hidden costs of aviation maintenance Ownership is less about the sticker price and more about the unrelenting cost of airworthiness. In the world of private aviation, components don't just break; they age out or cycle out. The landing gear alone is a massive cost center, requiring complete overhauls based on landing counts and time. Sebastian noted that his specific airframe had all three gear sets redone recently, which is vital for maintaining the jet's "turnkey" status for future buyers. Connectivity is another area where consumer expectations clash with aviation reality. While Starlink and other low-Earth orbit satellite services are modernizing the field, hardware installation for an older airframe like the 900B can range between $200,000 and $400,000. Combined with monthly service fees in the thousands for kilobytes-per-second speeds, many owners find the investment-to-performance ratio difficult to justify, choosing instead to remain offline during transit. From UAE government service to Influence Air The interior of the jet, now nicknamed "The Millennial Falcon" and operated under the company Influence%20Air, carries a peculiar history. Allegedly originally owned by the government of the United%20Arab%20Emirates, the cabin features 24-karat gold-plated sinks and ashtrays. This era of luxury aviation design focused on opulent materials, though modern owners often find the legacy technology—like 1990s-era navigation computers and analog fuse panels—more of a maintenance hurdle than a perk. Maintaining these systems requires specialized certification. Even an experienced pilot must undergo weeks of training on a specific airframe to be legal to fly it. This rigorous safety culture ensures that while the "scrappy" nature of an influencer business might apply to the hanger rental, it cannot apply to the mechanical integrity of the aircraft. For Linus Sebastian, the jet represents a leap from consumer tech reviewer to corporate asset manager, navigating a world where a single over-tightened screw can ground a multi-million dollar machine.