In the voxel-shattering world of Teardown, a group of creators attempted to master the art of sumo wrestling using shopping carts with modified, hyper-reactive bounce physics. The result was a masterclass in frustration as standard gaming strategies failed against an engine that turns every collision into a lottery. While some found refuge in biscuit breaks, the eventual victor proved that in a world of pure chaos, doing less is often the only way to win.